I NEED A HERO

February 17, 2009

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FUCK ME, TWO FILMS THAT AREN’T TOTALLY SHIT (NOT NEW ONES, THOUGH)

February 17, 2009

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Most new films are shit. Particularly at this time of year with Oscars coming up, ehich means we’re forced to endure a bunch of awful films with big stars playing dead people or dying or being in a film about a book. I think I’m going to write a book about Barack Obama going back in time and dying of cancer in the holocaust. It will also feature Abraham Lincoln, Nelson Mandela, Kurt Cobain and Joan of Arc. The film adaptation will win every award ever.

Two films that aren’t shit are C.H.U.D. and Over The Edge. Some excellent people have put them on YouTube. C.H.U.D. is an good B-movie. Good B-movies are like hardcore punk: rough round the edges, intentionally trashy, but with enough energy and integrity to not male it cheesy. C.H.U.D. is like Reagan Youth. Watch it here. There’s also a bunch of stills.

If someone made a top-10 of teen movies, then Over The Edge would have to be in there. Aside from starring a very young Matt Dillon, it has a slamming soundtrack featuring Cheap Trick, The Ramones, The Cars, plus loads more good stuff. It’s also one of the films that best captures the adolescent state of mind – that mixture of vulnerability, belligerence and alienation. So there. Watch it here. Again, there’s a good selection of stills. Look out for the scene with the gun and Cheap Trick’s Surrender.


WHAT ME WORRY? – ALFRED E. NEUMAN IS ENJOYING MIDDLE AGE

January 27, 2009

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Doesn’t this guy from the changing faces campaign look like an older version of Mad Magazine mascot Alfred E. Neuman? If I was him, I wouldn’t be worried. He has an epic face, to be sure.

DESTROY ALL MONSTERS NOW PREVIEW #2: WHO WILL WATCH THE SAD STRIPPERS

January 22, 2009

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DAILY

January 21, 2009

KEEP ME AWAKE = WEEP ME A CAKE

SPOON

ARISE JACKIE O, JONATHAN OF KENNEDY

January 16, 2009

Can’t stop listening to this…

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Presidents bullet-ridden body in the street
Ride, johnny ride
Kennedys shattered head hits concrete
Ride, johnny ride

Johnnys wife is floundering
Johnnys wife is scared
Run, jackie run

Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
Texas is the reason that the presidents dead
You gotta suck, suck, jackie suck

Presidents bullet-ridden body in the street
Ride, johnny ride
Kennedys shattered head hits concrete
Ride, johnny ride

Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
Texas is the reason that the presidents dead
You gotta suck, suck, jackie suck

Arise jackie o, jonathon of kennedy
Well, arise and be shot down
The dirts gonna be your dessert
My cum be your life source
And the only way to get it
Is to suck or fuck
Or be poor and devoid
And masturbate me, masturbate me
Then slurp it from your palm
Like a dry desert soaking up rain
Soaking up sun
Like a dry desert soaking up rain
Soaking up sun

DAILY

January 16, 2009

 

SMOKE SOME CRACK = CROAK SOME SMACK

SPOON

SCHINDLER’S LISTS: JUNKMAIL #2

January 15, 2009

butts osbourne – Farm sluts adept at feeding animals and hardcore lust

Lily Edwin – Wild deepthroat expert fit burnt

lawrence job – Asian teeein bikini sits done

lonnie cheri – The farm life is filled with hardcore sex

virginia witham – I sent you animated rose

Dan Simeon – Balls inside her chain cut

Leonard Cyrus – Seeixy teeeinager naked whose snout

flora maggie – Face fu-icked amaiteur fetch skirt

janet millie – Seeixy amaiteur teeein jaws egg

Floy Ida – Black on blonde most point

COMING SOON…

January 14, 2009

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AWESOME NATURE: WHAT’S THAT IN YOUR BACK?

January 13, 2009

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