Archive for January, 2009

WHAT ME WORRY? – ALFRED E. NEUMAN IS ENJOYING MIDDLE AGE

January 27, 2009

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Doesn’t this guy from the changing faces campaign look like an older version of Mad Magazine mascot Alfred E. Neuman? If I was him, I wouldn’t be worried. He has an epic face, to be sure.

DESTROY ALL MONSTERS NOW PREVIEW #2: WHO WILL WATCH THE SAD STRIPPERS

January 22, 2009

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DAILY

January 21, 2009

KEEP ME AWAKE = WEEP ME A CAKE

SPOON

ARISE JACKIE O, JONATHAN OF KENNEDY

January 16, 2009

Can’t stop listening to this…

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Presidents bullet-ridden body in the street
Ride, johnny ride
Kennedys shattered head hits concrete
Ride, johnny ride

Johnnys wife is floundering
Johnnys wife is scared
Run, jackie run

Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
Texas is the reason that the presidents dead
You gotta suck, suck, jackie suck

Presidents bullet-ridden body in the street
Ride, johnny ride
Kennedys shattered head hits concrete
Ride, johnny ride

Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
Texas is the reason that the presidents dead
You gotta suck, suck, jackie suck

Arise jackie o, jonathon of kennedy
Well, arise and be shot down
The dirts gonna be your dessert
My cum be your life source
And the only way to get it
Is to suck or fuck
Or be poor and devoid
And masturbate me, masturbate me
Then slurp it from your palm
Like a dry desert soaking up rain
Soaking up sun
Like a dry desert soaking up rain
Soaking up sun

DAILY

January 16, 2009

 

SMOKE SOME CRACK = CROAK SOME SMACK

SPOON

SCHINDLER’S LISTS: JUNKMAIL #2

January 15, 2009

butts osbourne – Farm sluts adept at feeding animals and hardcore lust

Lily Edwin – Wild deepthroat expert fit burnt

lawrence job – Asian teeein bikini sits done

lonnie cheri – The farm life is filled with hardcore sex

virginia witham – I sent you animated rose

Dan Simeon – Balls inside her chain cut

Leonard Cyrus – Seeixy teeeinager naked whose snout

flora maggie – Face fu-icked amaiteur fetch skirt

janet millie – Seeixy amaiteur teeein jaws egg

Floy Ida – Black on blonde most point

COMING SOON…

January 14, 2009

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AWESOME NATURE: WHAT’S THAT IN YOUR BACK?

January 13, 2009

Surinam Toad giving birth

Bot Fly larvae

SHALAI LAI LAI HALILILI HAI LO! HI LI BA LAI HEY HI LI BAI LO

January 10, 2009

Gettin’ Arab Money…

It has its own dance…

Easier than Crank Dat

Chicken Noodle Soup is still the best…

R.I.P. RON ASHETON

January 8, 2009

Evidently his heart was not full of Napalm.